BREAKING NEWS: GHOST SUPPLEMENTS ACTUALLY HAUNTED!
Parapsychology reports show that products made by the supplement company, Ghost, are actually haunted. Parapsychologist Egon Musk said, “We found trace elements of class-5 roaming vapors in the Sour Patch Kids flavored energy drink. So, I guess Ghost isn’t just a catchy name.” This explains their meteoric rise in the industry and why people crave their drinks and can’t get enough of them. Some might say their fanbase is possessed. Co-founder of Ghost Ryan P. Hughes could not be reached for comment.
Researchers from Ghost NASA said, “It turns out that this is in fact an April Fool’s Day joke, and Ghost’s supplements are not actually haunted they are in fact, just delicious.” Happy April Fool’s Day Ghost! We hope you enjoy our products as much as we enjoy yours. Recovering Bro celebrates a mantra of full transparency. That extends to letting our self-care cult members know when other companies make great products that we ourselves also enjoy. Ghost is a brand that not only makes great stuff but they also understand the importance of full transparency (after all…they are GHOST!), and that’s something we can align ourselves with!